Diary of a training actor

1. Highlights and low-lifes of a Poor School attendee

Went to prague, didn't have a rough guide, some people just can't abide by a few simple rough guide rules.

When I wake up tomorrow, cos today was really good I don't know what are you doing I'll probably wake up about oneish. Haaa you've just put it down word for word haven't you (well, not quite I can't type that fast). It doesn't make sense. So that's the game you're playing is it? So how do we make money out of this? Stop that, you just can't say a ****ing word! I'm not sure the terms and conditions allow you to swear. Answer the question without typing everything I'm saying. Finshed? Noooo!

Weren't you telling a story about Prague?

That's something like the rogue idea. Rogue idea? Mmm interesting, might keep that! Does your mother.... Noooo. Not that I know of anyway. I very much doubt it. Yeah but if someone reads that they won't know what we're on about anyway. This is getting uncomfortable.

You know what I was saying about going out drinking every night? (shrug) Ahh J******s C*******t!! Don't type that down or I'll smash it.

That's the thing, order and chaos

You've no idea what you're talking about do you?

Who better than Micheal Fish himself to prove that the weather is a great British obsession?